The Mouse

Once upon a time, on an island with a lighthouse
Lived a teeny weeny mouse, in a little mouse house.
He slipped on a pea,
And fell in the sea!
Moral? Peas could be injurious, if you're a teeny weeny mouse.

To each his own!

There was once an old man of Mig,
He was eccentric - he glued, to his head, a wig!
"To each his own!",
Said the man, in a baritone -
Then, went right ahead and kissed a pig.

On a girl...

There was once a girl in Bloomingdale
She was shopping for a dress and a veil.
The dress was white,
And the veil, just right -
But alas, she now looked like Florence Nightingale!

Mind Maps

If you're out of ideas, you can stop blinking -
There is now a tool to do all the inking!
Fill in the gap
Using a Mind Map,
I'm attending a workshop on Creative Thinking!

What's 'Creative Thinking using Mind Maps'?

Insomnia

There was a girl who was still awake at midnight
She just couldn't sleep - such was her plight!
And so she wrote a limerick,
But that turned out pretty sick -
"Will somebody please switch off the stupid light!"

100 not out

Do not think, 'Oh, why does she boast?'
Writing was something I've wanted to do most,
So, went the whole hog,
And got myself a blog -
Welcome, people, to my one hundredth post!

On posting 100 posts on my other blog!

The omnipresent kitchen knife

Once there was a girl who was accident-prone -
Whatever she did, it always ended with her groan.
She cut herself today,
Like she does everyday
It's a pity resistentialism won't leave her alone!

What's my issue with inanimate objects? Try reading this -> The chair or the bed?

Doctor doctor! Don't give us a fright
Please don't take our ailments so light!
You're on strike,
For want of a hike!
Said the doctor, 'Let the Govt first treat ME right!'

Doctors' strike threatens to spreada

First ever

After their dreamy marriage
They set off in a carriage
To the moon
For a honeymoon
But returned due to alien barrage.

My first ever limerick - written when I was in my 7th or 8th grade.